Title: Wemonade, Pees
Author:   duskdog717
Characters/Pairing: Booster/Ted, Kyle, Connor, Guy/Tora, Bea, Bruce, Dick, Ollie, Hal, Barry, Wally, Roy. Others mentioned in passing.
Rating: PG
Word Count: 7,041
Continuity: Let's call it the Cootieverse. Still an AU of adorable proportions. It can stand alone, but it's better if you read Cooties, first.
Summary: When Bruce Wayne gets a Power Wheels for his birthday, every kid in the neighborhood has but one ambition: to get a Brucemobile of their very own! But Mike and Teddy's lemonade stand idea isn't netting them the cash that they were hoping for.
Disclaimer: DC owns 'em. Power Wheels belong to Fisher-Price, I believe, but these are little kids and keep in mind that when they say "Power Wheels" they're talking about any little-kid battery-powered car without regard to the actual brand.
Author's Notes/Warnings: I hadn't intended on writing anything else in the same vein as Cooties, but this happened. Somehow. Mike and Teddy demand to be written. Obviously, some family relationships are altered/odd so that they make more sense in a universe where everyone is a little kid. Roy and Connor are now Ollie's little brothers (apparently with different daddies -- Ollie's mom is kind of a slut I guess), and Dick, Jason, and Tim are Bruce's cousins who live with him. Wally and Bart are Barry's little brothers.

 

( The news spread through the school like wildfire, and jealousy blossomed in dozens of innocent little hearts almost overnight: Bruce Wayne had gotten a Power Wheels car for his birthday. )

 Title: Cooties
Author: Duskdog
Claim: Guy Gardner
Characters/Pairing: Using the word "pairings" very, very loosely here: Guy/Tora, Booster/Beetle, Ralph/Sue, Hal/Carol, Ollie/Dinah, Barry/Iris, Scott/Barda, Bea, Wally, Bruce
Rating: PG
Word Count: 3,832
Prompt: Sick (T09; P35)
Continuity: An AU of adorable proportions.
Summary: First-grader Guy Gardner is facing the biggest crisis of his whole life: a girl likes him and probably wants to give him cooties.
Disclaimer: DC owns 'em.
Author's Notes/Warnings: Partially inspired by the astronomical cute factor of Jeff Smith's Shazam! The Monster Society of Evil, even though there's not actually any Marvels to be found in this one. Also, Brucie Wayne says: First-graders are a cowardly and superstitious lot.

 

( It started, as many of the biggest first grader problems do, with a single whisper being passed down the lunch line. )